That one pay to play rpg, life!!!
Two of my peeps: on the left is my friend Logan, then on the right is Darek. (im pretty sure that's how you spell it, im sorry!)
Everyone has someone like this at their school. The guy who can do all the weird stuff, like inflating a nylon glove on his head using his nose. He got a detention once for "assaulting another student." What it was that he did was he did his chicken imitation and "pecked" at a guy named Clayton. The teacher, Mr. Bultemeier, said it was one of the strangest detentions he's ever assigned. Imagine when the vice principal read that one...
And here's the teacher, Mr. Bult. Damn fate, he went to another school this year. I'm glad i got to be in his class before he left, though. He was hilarious. Any person who took his class will tell you that. He did some strange things... He had a pet Ball Python that he would feed in class... Then there was this naturally frozen cat he found between two bales of hay that he kept at the front of the room. On the first day of class, like new semesters, too, he would eat a piece of it. He was really eating a piece of straw stuck to it, but still, it's still kinda nasty.
Here's my dad. "Dad." Ugh. He's the nutcase.